The Life of an Engineering Student :: Engineer Education Papers

The Life of an Engineering Student Im alcohol addiction cocktails out of a coconut on the beach when the Ocean begins to beep. Its 700am, Monday morning. I throw the alarm clock across the room and it crashes on the opposite wall. Subconsciously, I ottoman myself out of bed. Blind without my contacts and lifelessness fictionalization on the beach sipping cocktails in a far off land, I dont realize the bedroom doorsill is closed until my nose impacts it. My nose gives, the door doesnt. I stagger into the bathroom, start the shower, and plop in my contacts. I abrase my chin, which is sporting two days of scruffy growth. I tell myself that Ill crop tomorrow. The showers hot for the first two minutes and then it turns cold. My eyes empty open for the first time. I wonder why a mental synthesis designed for twenty people can only handle unrivalled person taking a shower. I towel off and drag a comb across my head. The deodorant is there, but it seems my toothbrush has walked off . A finger has to act as a substitute. I slip on a duad of flannel boxers. They have a tear knock down the leg from fatigue due to heavy wear. It takes months for a new pair of boxers to become comfortable, hence, no man ever throws his shorts away. change state by the cyclic loading of the wash machine, boxers just dont halt it out of the laundry one day. Its a mystery that men still ponder while sipping a beer at the bar on a Friday night. My jeans havent been cleaned in days, but that doesnt matter. A T-shirt and shoes add the finis touches. I check my watch. Its 735am and theres no way Im going to have got it for my 745 mechanics of materials lab. I jump on my fold bike in full stride and blow four departure lights on the way to Engineering Hall. I nearly knock over a poor frosh who carelessly steps into the bike lane on University Avenue. Clipping his backpack, I turn my head to see if I knocked him over. I dont fret it because freshmen are pretty ductile when it comes to things like that. Besides, Im sure I didnt cause any permanent trauma. The Professor has started the pre-lab lecture when I place the room. This is a common stress-strain diagram for low carbon steel.